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Monday, October 29, 2007

don't be such a tool

I was scanning through Craigslist, which is full this week of Halloween costumes for sale, when all of a sudden I found it-- the most BRILLIANT costume ever:

Sexy pirate wrench costume - $60

Alas, it's just a girl in a pirate outfit. Typo, I guess.

But I so know what I'm going as next year.

3 Comments:

At 7:16 PM, artsmonkey said...: you're such a geek. will this be like a salt with a ... what was it?
At 11:35 PM, dancing girl said...: . . . deadly weapon. ohhh yes indeed.

actually, i just thought the spelling error was hilarious . . . esp. b/c it was repeated in the ad. It was a funny mental pic, anyway :P.
At 2:49 PM, Warrior Princesse Alathariel said...: hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!

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Monday, October 29, 2007

don't be such a tool

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Siren Song-- M. Atwood

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